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A bubbling mix of wild experiments, health fads, and environmental chaos. Stirring things up, one questionable study at a time.

Feb 25, 2025

Feb 25, 2025

Science

Bill Gates Pitches ‘Digital’ Fix for Livestock Emissions—Farmers Confused Why It Requires Elbow-Length Gloves

Bill Gates Pitches ‘Digital’ Fix for Livestock Emissions—Farmers Confused Why It Requires Elbow-Length Gloves

Feb 16, 2025

Feb 16, 2025

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Democrats Panic as Bird Flu Spreads, Ask Fauci If He Can Get Pfizer to ‘Whip Something Up Real Quick’

Democrats Panic as Bird Flu Spreads, Ask Fauci If He Can Get Pfizer to ‘Whip Something Up Real Quick’

Feb 8, 2025

Feb 8, 2025

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Bye, STEM! New FLOWER Programs Focus on ‘Soft Skills’ and Even Softer Majors

Bye, STEM! New FLOWER Programs Focus on ‘Soft Skills’ and Even Softer Majors

Jan 7, 2025

Jan 7, 2025

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RFK Jr. To Replace Vaccines With Raw Meat

RFK Jr. To Replace Vaccines With Raw Meat

Dec 24, 2024

Dec 24, 2024

Science

Nutritionists Confirm Santa’s 30 Million Calorie Christmas Eve Binge is Just a ‘Normal Tuesday’ for Most Americans

Nutritionists Confirm Santa’s 30 Million Calorie Christmas Eve Binge is Just a ‘Normal Tuesday’ for Most Americans

Mar 7, 2025

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Bankrupt Hooters CEO Who Profited on ‘Breast Meat’ Now Struggling to Sell His Own ‘Chicken Thighs’

Mar 6, 2025

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Evangelicals Warn That Riding the Transcontinental Railroad Could Make You Gay

Mar 3, 2025

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New Guy Slips in Front of Entire Office, Immediately Updates Résumé

Feb 25, 2025

Science

Bill Gates Pitches ‘Digital’ Fix for Livestock Emissions—Farmers Confused Why It Requires Elbow-Length Gloves

Feb 16, 2025

Science

Democrats Panic as Bird Flu Spreads, Ask Fauci If He Can Get Pfizer to ‘Whip Something Up Real Quick’

Feb 15, 2025

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Trump Mandates ‘Stand Your Ground’ Fire Drill Protocol for Elementary Schools

Feb 14, 2025

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Zendaya Secures $1M Per Episode for Euphoria Season 3, HBO Quietly Slips ‘Real Fentanyl Use’ Clause Into Contract

Feb 8, 2025

Science

Bye, STEM! New FLOWER Programs Focus on ‘Soft Skills’ and Even Softer Majors

Jan 28, 2025

Science

Sam's Club Capitalizes on Costco DEI Controversy, Hires White Dudes in Bulk

Jan 12, 2025

Science

Gavin Newsom Graduates from “Figuratively” to “Literally” Burning Down California

Jan 11, 2025

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Trump Pulls a ‘Ross’ in Spray Tan Booth, Emerges Double Orange

Jan 10, 2025

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97% of Americans Now Support Murder as Long as It’s Done with ‘Compelling’ Backstory

Jan 9, 2025

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Kansas City Chiefs Use Bye Week to Focus on “Top Priority” for Playoffs

Jan 8, 2025

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Michael Saylor Spotted Driving Uber to Raise Capital for More Bitcoin

Jan 7, 2025

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RFK Jr. To Replace Vaccines With Raw Meat

Jan 4, 2025

Science

We Welcome Our Hilarious Robot Overlords (Not Satire)

Jan 2, 2025

Science

Pentagon Announces Groundbreaking Plan to Replace All Tanks with Gold-Plated Unicorns

Jan 1, 2025

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Sesame Street Gets Dark As Elmo And Friends Study the Trolley Problem

Dec 24, 2024

Science

Nutritionists Confirm Santa’s 30 Million Calorie Christmas Eve Binge is Just a ‘Normal Tuesday’ for Most Americans