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From celebrity meltdowns to local sports legends, we cover the glitz, glam, and glorious failures of those who just can’t help but be watched.

Feb 14, 2025

Feb 14, 2025

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Zendaya Secures $1M Per Episode for Euphoria Season 3, HBO Quietly Slips ‘Real Fentanyl Use’ Clause Into Contract

Zendaya Secures $1M Per Episode for Euphoria Season 3, HBO Quietly Slips ‘Real Fentanyl Use’ Clause Into Contract

Jan 9, 2025

Jan 9, 2025

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Kansas City Chiefs Use Bye Week to Focus on “Top Priority” for Playoffs

Kansas City Chiefs Use Bye Week to Focus on “Top Priority” for Playoffs

Jan 1, 2025

Jan 1, 2025

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Sesame Street Gets Dark As Elmo And Friends Study the Trolley Problem

Sesame Street Gets Dark As Elmo And Friends Study the Trolley Problem

Mar 7, 2025

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Bankrupt Hooters CEO Who Profited on ‘Breast Meat’ Now Struggling to Sell His Own ‘Chicken Thighs’

Mar 6, 2025

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Evangelicals Warn That Riding the Transcontinental Railroad Could Make You Gay

Mar 3, 2025

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New Guy Slips in Front of Entire Office, Immediately Updates Résumé

Feb 25, 2025

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Bill Gates Pitches ‘Digital’ Fix for Livestock Emissions—Farmers Confused Why It Requires Elbow-Length Gloves

Feb 16, 2025

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Democrats Panic as Bird Flu Spreads, Ask Fauci If He Can Get Pfizer to ‘Whip Something Up Real Quick’

Feb 15, 2025

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Trump Mandates ‘Stand Your Ground’ Fire Drill Protocol for Elementary Schools

Feb 14, 2025

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Zendaya Secures $1M Per Episode for Euphoria Season 3, HBO Quietly Slips ‘Real Fentanyl Use’ Clause Into Contract

Feb 8, 2025

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Bye, STEM! New FLOWER Programs Focus on ‘Soft Skills’ and Even Softer Majors

Jan 28, 2025

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Sam's Club Capitalizes on Costco DEI Controversy, Hires White Dudes in Bulk

Jan 12, 2025

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Gavin Newsom Graduates from “Figuratively” to “Literally” Burning Down California

Jan 11, 2025

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Trump Pulls a ‘Ross’ in Spray Tan Booth, Emerges Double Orange

Jan 10, 2025

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97% of Americans Now Support Murder as Long as It’s Done with ‘Compelling’ Backstory

Jan 9, 2025

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Kansas City Chiefs Use Bye Week to Focus on “Top Priority” for Playoffs

Jan 8, 2025

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Michael Saylor Spotted Driving Uber to Raise Capital for More Bitcoin

Jan 7, 2025

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RFK Jr. To Replace Vaccines With Raw Meat

Jan 4, 2025

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We Welcome Our Hilarious Robot Overlords (Not Satire)

Jan 2, 2025

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Pentagon Announces Groundbreaking Plan to Replace All Tanks with Gold-Plated Unicorns

Jan 1, 2025

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Sesame Street Gets Dark As Elmo And Friends Study the Trolley Problem

Dec 24, 2024

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Nutritionists Confirm Santa’s 30 Million Calorie Christmas Eve Binge is Just a ‘Normal Tuesday’ for Most Americans