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Zendaya Secures $1M Per Episode for Euphoria Season 3, HBO Quietly Slips ‘Real Fentanyl Use’ Clause Into Contract

Zendaya Secures $1M Per Episode for Euphoria Season 3, HBO Quietly Slips ‘Real Fentanyl Use’ Clause Into Contract

Zendaya Secures $1M Per Episode for Euphoria Season 3, HBO Quietly Slips ‘Real Fentanyl Use’ Clause Into Contract

The Snarkitect

Friday, February 14, 2025

Friday, February 14, 2025

“For that kind of money, we don’t just want Zendaya pretending to be a strung-out teen. We need her to wake up unsure what decade it is.” - HBO Executive

“For that kind of money, we don’t just want Zendaya pretending to be a strung-out teen. We need her to wake up unsure what decade it is.” - HBO Executive

“For that kind of money, we don’t just want Zendaya pretending to be a strung-out teen. We need her to wake up unsure what decade it is.” - HBO Executive

In a shocking television payday, Zendaya will earn $1 million per episode for Euphoria Season 3, a sum so large that HBO is reportedly expecting more than just acting—specifically, a little real-life commitment to the role.

“When you’re paying someone a million dollars an episode, you expect a higher level of realism,” an HBO executive said, speaking on the condition of anonymity. “For that kind of money, we don’t just want Zendaya pretending to be a strung-out teen. We need her to wake up unsure what decade it is.”

The contract allegedly includes a fine-print clause requiring ‘enhanced method acting’, which sources say strongly suggests real fentanyl use at least once per episode. Lawyers insist it’s more of a gentle push than a strict mandate, but insiders say HBO execs have privately referred to the provision as the “Robert Downey Jr. Clause.”

While Zendaya has not publicly commented, industry experts believe this signals a new era of high-stakes method acting. “We’ve had actors starve themselves, live in the wild, and become actual blacksmiths for roles,” said one Hollywood insider. “For a million bucks an episode, is it really so crazy to ask for a tiny opioid dependency?”

At press time, HBO was rumored to be in early negotiations with Austin Butler, offering him $2 million per episode to develop a real gambling addiction for a new Las Vegas drama.

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