The incident occurred at a private spa in Mar-a-Lago. Sources say Trump entered the booth confidently but left looking like a highlighter pen. Witnesses claim the error happened when he ignored the attendant’s instructions to “pivot”—a crucial step that Ross Geller famously botched in the sitcom.

“It was like déjà vu,” said one spa employee. “Except instead of Ross yelling, ‘I’m an eight!’ we heard Trump saying, ‘I’m a perfect ten!’ while standing there like a statue.”

The uneven tan reportedly left Trump glowing on the front but completely pale on the back. “It’s like two different people in one body,” commented an attendee at a recent rally. “From the front, he’s Oompa-Loompa chic. From the back, he’s Casper the Friendly Ghost.”

Social media exploded with memes comparing Trump to Ross, with one user tweeting, “The orange is strong with this one. Couldn’t even blame Rachel for this disaster.”

Despite the backlash, Trump appeared unbothered. “This is the greatest tan anyone’s ever had,” he said in a statement. “Everyone says it’s the best, most luxurious orange they’ve ever seen. Way better than Ross’s.”

Trump has reportedly scheduled a follow-up appointment, vowing to “turn around better than anyone’s ever turned.” Meanwhile, tanning booths everywhere brace for the sequel.