Each unicorn is said to feature a 24-karat gold horn, laser-guided hooves, and “a rainbow cannon that’s classified but extremely fabulous.” The project budget, set at just under infinity dollars, has been hailed as “a bargain” by defense contractors, who reportedly lobbied for the unicorn option after losing a bid to develop diamond-encrusted dragons.

Critics, however, are skeptical. “We don’t need mythical creatures. We need functioning equipment,” said one defense analyst. “The last thing our troops need is to be stuck polishing a golden horse in a combat zone.”

Congress is already debating funding. Proponents argue the unicorns will intimidate enemies and boost troop morale, while opponents claim the glitter-based maintenance costs could bankrupt the nation.

Despite controversy, the Pentagon remains confident. “We’re not just building unicorns,” General Sanders clarified. “We’re building dreams.”

The first prototype, codenamed “Sparkle Strike,” is expected to debut at a military parade next year, assuming it doesn’t get stolen by a billionaire looking for a show pony.